I'm Mary. I like Band of Horses, birthday cake, and Doctor Who. Let's be friends.
I was driving down the road and some lady blew her stop sign and I almost crashed right into her and the literal moment I was slamming on the brake my freakin phone starts ringing
my rinGTONE IS STAYIN’ ALIVE
I COULD HAVE DIED AND THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE LAST THING I HEARD
I will not apologize for it.