I'm Mary. I like Band of Horses, birthday cake, Doctor Who, and Fall Out Boy. Let's be friends.

 

steezy-evelyn:

buecherdieb:


”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”
- Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

THIS IS ALSO MY FAVOURITE PHOTO IN THE WORLD!!!!

This is so cute :,)

steezy-evelyn:

buecherdieb:

”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”

- Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

THIS IS ALSO MY FAVOURITE PHOTO IN THE WORLD!!!!

This is so cute :,)

(Source: violentbaudelaire)

type1diabetesmemes:

Congrats to Dori Sajdak, this week’s caption contest winner!

type1diabetesmemes:

Congrats to Dori Sajdak, this week’s caption contest winner!

eternallevity:

buttonpoetry:

Jesse Parent - “To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter”

"If you break her heart, I will hear it snap with the ear I pressed against her mother’s belly."

From the Coaches Slam at CUPSI 2014. This performance has the longest sustained break for applause we’ve ever seen a poet have to take.

"You can’t make fire feel afraid." LOVE THIS SO MUCH.

flurle:

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE

 I have to love this woman as much as I can, for as long as I can, and I can never stop loving her, not even for a second.

(Source: jimmylishmans)

Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just “pretty.”

Things I Wish My Mother Had Taught Me | d.a.s   (via waltzings)

One day we were shooting “Portlandia” downtown and we went to eat in the lunchroom of this church where they were having an art show. This season’s shoot was really hard; I felt very pushed and challenged, and I was tired and disoriented a lot. I remember sitting down and seeing this painting on a canvas. It said: “If you can, please wake up.” It’s this weird, dark, intense phrase that almost sounded like something like a kid would say to his parents. And that became my mantra for the whole rest of the shoot.
I spent two weeks chasing down the artist— he was the security guard at the building. I told him how much that painting meant to me and how it had really gotten me through the shoot and he said, “I would be happy to sell it to you if it means that much to you.” So about a month ago, I drove over to his house and bought the painting from him.


Carrie Brownstein
Photographs © We Are The Rhoads
fishingboatproceeds:

Let’s face it: The MTV Movie Awards are great, but the best part is Sarah’s shoes.

fishingboatproceeds:

Let’s face it: The MTV Movie Awards are great, but the best part is Sarah’s shoes.

vh1:

Put your masks up! twenty one pilots just tore the MTV Movie Awards house down!

vh1:

Put your masks up! twenty one pilots just tore the MTV Movie Awards house down!