I'm Mary. I like Band of Horses, birthday cake, Doctor Who, and Fall Out Boy. Let's be friends.

 

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

circletines:

there are no rAIN DROPS ON ROSES AND GIRLS IN WHITE DRESSES ITS SLEEPING WITH ROACHES AND TAKING BEST GUESSES SHADES ON THE SHEETS AND BEFORE ALL THE STAINS AND A FEW MORE OF YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THINGS

(Source: stephenhawqueen)